- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

I'd like to make a withdraw

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.