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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

What is a jew in space? Dead

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

what is racecar backwards in reverse

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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