- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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