How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

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Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

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A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

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Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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whats white jizz

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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In 1843 when Man invented the moon, people set sail on ironclad ships to lands that sold items that weren't for sale in similar such stores in other lands not reachable by ironclad ships or dirigibles as they became known once they changed form completely and were a differentobject entirely and of no use for water transport. That's when the real revolution in telecommunications began, the truck drivers would use CB radios as early as 1287 and 1276 in Canada. the CB radio enabled the users to order pizza and develop symbiotic relationshiops with canvas. Amongst other things.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

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Anti Joke

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