So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

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The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

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knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

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Barack Obama

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Type better antijokes above

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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im watching you..

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Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

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What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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