A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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A woman is carried out of a bar.

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

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Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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