guess what what that wasnt it

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

What's 9+10? 19

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Sex vagina. lol.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

mikey is cute

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