- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

In the movie, Full Metal Jacket, my favorite part was when the entire platoon beat PVT. Pyle with hard soap while he was tied down. Actually I am lying. That part was extremely cruel.

When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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