why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

Knock, knock -The door's open.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

your face is kinda funny

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

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