what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

knock knock There's no door

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

guess what what that wasnt it

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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