- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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