- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

roses are red violets are indigo

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