P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

A: Do you like it B: No

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

Your dads dead. lol

here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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