- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

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