Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Anthony sucks

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

womens rights

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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