What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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My Butthole.

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snooki

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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