- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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