- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

drew edminstin is a rat

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

A sober Irish individual.

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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