- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

tim has no humor

knock knock There's no door

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

Get some flipping new jokes people

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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