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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

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Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

make me a sandwich! what kind?

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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