- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Dead girls can't say no.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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