- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Your gay

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

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