- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

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