What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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Women's rights.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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A sober Amy Winehouse

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Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

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Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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Judge: Why did you hit your wife with a hockey stick, Mr. Johnson? Mr. Johnson: My father and mother were mutually abusive when I grew up. As you may have guessed, this gave me a skewed view of the dynamics between husband and wife, as well as causing me to hide my emotions from myself as a defense mechanism. As a sociopath, I feel no remorse for this occurrence.

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What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

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What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Released some juice and burst its skin.

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I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

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NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

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A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

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What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

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Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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