Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

This is an anti-joke.

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

women's rights

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

What comes after 69? mouthwash

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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