Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

Anti Joke

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