[Set up] [No punch line]

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

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Guess what? Bananas

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

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My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

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Q.Why did the black man go to college? A. What does his race have to do with anything?

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A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

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life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

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Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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