What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

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If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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What would u like to drink?

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

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Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

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women's rights

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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