Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Tommy got neutered.

Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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