osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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why are balck people black because they are

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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Lil Wayne's rapping career

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

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Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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Two planes walk into an office building

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How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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