- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

your face is kinda funny

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

chinga tue madre Ryan

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

This is funny.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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