- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

i hate black people

Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

what smells like tuna? my underwear

Do you play piano? No

How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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