- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

i found waldo.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

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