What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

69

knock knock whos there your mother open the door

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

Your Mother

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

Bob Saget that is all

Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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