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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

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knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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