What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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