- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

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