- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

She was so hot every guy instantly jizzed upon seeing her. Even seeing her fingernails gave boners to thousands of people. Poor thing never had sex, no one could hold it in until they started. Maybe only Chuck Norris.

did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? When you think that there is no worm in your apple, but after your second bite you look down in disgust as you notice you have eaten half of the worm and see the other half wriggling about in your apple.

What did one penguin say to the other? Flippty-flop-dop-boop-de-bop. Jazzhands.

Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

Women's Rights

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

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