What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

i cant STAND cripple jokes

Excuse me, I have a shitload of stuff to do, so you are Eliza huh? I thought that was just one person conveying something to someone. Anyway, what is your name? My name is actually Nero, but you do not strike me as an Eliza, first name is more than enough. You know, if you dare, Ill be back shortly, I was gonna shower but then again, I haven't moved at all today, so yeah. Saved you? I have never saved anyone well, excuse me then, see you around, worry less about people bothering with us chatting, hell they might risk learning something (not a chance, people here are fucking jackasses, with one exception, and I do not mean me this time).

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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