- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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