- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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