What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

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Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

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Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blow job I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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