- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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