Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

my wife out of the kitchen

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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