What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

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CISSY: TIMMY! COME AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK THIS INSTANT TIM: ....................../´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\... *CISSY SMACKS TIMMY AND SENDS HIM TO HIS ROOM WITHOUT DINNER.

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Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

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The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

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Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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my wife out of the kitchen

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

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Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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