Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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-I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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where's mom I killed her

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

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Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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