If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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rose are red violets should be purple

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

Im batman...suck it losers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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