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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Manchester City

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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