Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

thumb_up thumb_down -20

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

thumb_up thumb_down -20

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

knock knock no no you go now i clean

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops