- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

Hi, my name is Jake.

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

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your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Your moms so old. She might die soon

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

a black guy hates chicken.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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