Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

Many people of many races do many things every day.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Half life 3 confirmed

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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