what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

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Kid: "Tell me about when you were young, Grandpa." Grandpa: "Oh, sonny, those were crazy times. My friends and I were out of control. We used to give each other wet-willies and funny arm. We'd play dandy-balls and legs-a-spread and penis-butt." Kid: "Sounds kind of gay, Grandpa. " Grandpa: "It was gay. Everyone was. But, back then, we were called pole-fancies. It was real, good old-fashioned "grab the nearest tree and hold on for dear life" gay, not today's fancy, featherbed, thread-count gay. People got hurt back then! Kid "That's gay." Grandpa: "Yeah, it was pretty gay "

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What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

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What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

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Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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