Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

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