- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

What happened to your hamster? It died.

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

Why did the fish fly It didn't

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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