- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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wanna here a joke? you.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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