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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

boobs!

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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