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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

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