why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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