What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

whats up and also down? your mum

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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