Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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