- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

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