What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

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-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

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Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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Japan

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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