- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

whats polish and black a polish black person

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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