- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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