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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

European on my shoes, buddy.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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