- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

There once was a man from Nantucket Who got his head stuck in a bucket He yanked and he yowled, he hollered and howled, Then gave up and grumbled, "Aw, I guess I'll have to go to the doctor."

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

What? Why?

I named my son ps2 controller

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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