- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

willie revilame

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

wsde

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

You dropped something.... Yo lip

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

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