What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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Stop Iran! We need the money.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

more like nig!

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

my wife out of the kitchen

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

What do you call a black man? A person

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

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