- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

So one time there was this woman learning...

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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