- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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