- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

your mama so old, shes dead.

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

I like school Said no one ever.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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