- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

I walk into a bar...

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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