- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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