- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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