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everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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You were born.

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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What do blueberries, oranges, watermelons, doors, curtains, backpacks, spoons, asian men, bicycles, asian men on bicycles, shrimp, books, eagles, dinosaurs, watermelons wearing backpacks filled with shrimp and orange spoons, feet, limes, binders, paper, candles, chicken nuggets, tvs, chairs, floors, refridgerators, and humidifiers have in common? Barnes and Noble

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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Q: Why does Bill Gates give so much money to charity? A: Because he wants to improve the lives of his fellow human beings, and also excessive wealth would be detrimental to his children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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