masturbating on a tarc bus

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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What did you get for your birthday? I got older

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

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Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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what do you call a black guy african american

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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