What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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Justin Beiber

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

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How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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