- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

Tommy got neutered.

What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

will you like this joke my sources say no

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

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