- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

What moos like a cow? Another cow

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

An Aisian failed a test

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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