What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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