What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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I had a submarine.... once

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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ur gey

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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