what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

jd and zach loves vigina

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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