- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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