- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

Banana Hamock.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

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