- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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