- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

Knock Knock The doors already open

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

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