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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

I work at jcpenny

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Women's rights.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

im @ work, LOL.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

people magazine

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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