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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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