- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

there once was a black man who played basketball

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

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