Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

An Englishman walks into a bar.

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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