- Anti Joke

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria