How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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What has two legs and two arms? A Human

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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