- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

A Chinese man fails a math test

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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