- Anti Joke

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Women's rights

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What can hitler cook well Steak

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.