- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

Womens rights.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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